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  1. God is with me.

    3 years ago i was door knocking for the LDS church and the missonaries and I knocked on a door that was about 8 doors down from my house.

    About 6 months later i saw the man we spoke to again. A long story short; this man was a psyco and two weeks later he invited me over for dinner with his family, and locked me in the shed and tortured me and tried to extort me $10,000. He badly damaged my voice box and head and broke my thumb and chocked me until i passed out; resuscitated me and ...
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  2. Finally practising Alchemy

    15 years of study.

    Lets estimate a rough $25,000 worth of equipment and experiment feedstocks.

    And only now can i even begin to actually read an alchemical text and ACTUALLY know what they are talking about.

    Granted; the entire time up until now I thought that i knew what it all ment but i was pretty far off the entire time. And i now suspect that the vast majority of people on this site still are truly far far from the truth.

    So what ...
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  3. 3D Printing service.

    I now have to capacity to 3Dprint anything you HAVE a blueprint of: stl file (autocad file).
    I am offering this service to anyone who needs it.
    This is a non-for profit situation. The price will be cost plus a dash to maintain the machine and buy new PLA rolls.

    However, to forum members and forum member friends, i will be a seriously cheaper alternative than a commercial option as i do not intend to make any money. Just buddies

    If anyone is interested ...
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  4. Quitting Smoking made easy.

    I just wuit smoking over night. It was easy when i learnt this:

    Ciggarette smoke contains radioactive lead & plotonium.
    Some studies found radioactivity in smokers lungs to be that of the victims of Chenoball.
    Know that ciggirettes are perpetually filling my lung tissues and blood with a very deadly radioactive isotope is all it takes to put these little bastards down fo good.

    There is no way your going to enhance and evolve your soul, dna and consiousness ...
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  5. I DID MAGICK!

    Ive been REALLY keen to get into the Astral lately as i want to try and build a relationship with the gnomes.

    I did a half-assed lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram and used the pentagrams to try and summon forth the energies of the 4 arch angels. Not the angels themselves, just their energy. I was going around and when i go to Uriel, this increadible wave of warm energy just flowed over my entire body. It was a lottle breathe taking actually because despite all the 'energy ...
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