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  1. EM in trouble

    You know your in deep shit, when the grammer rich ElixirMixer has to spell check his own barrasters documents.

    5 spelling mistakes on one page? with the laywer and bareaster combine they are $990per hour. You think they'd know how to structure a sentence a little better than I do when im on the drink rambling on AF.

    Big trouble on the aussie legal front.

    On a more positive note..I fucking destroyed my lab temporarily. I did a dry distillation in the shed. ...
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  2. EM; gets BUFF

    So it seems that ive FINALLY quit smoking, and drinking, for good. Ive been exercising regularly in preparation for this new job.

    I just did an epic 25 push-ups. I know thats not much, but im very proud because two weeks ago i was struggling at 10.

    I think today is a great time to get back into the chi kung training and start re-vamping up the chi levels. Ive got some great asian herbs and special black goji berries which are suppose to be great for rebuilding the jing. ...
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  3. Good Morning All!

    This is ElixirMixer, reporting live from the hot hot Australian Desert.

    Its currently 3:29am, the moon is shining and the neighbours are pumping nightclub music over my fence, and have been doing such, since 10:30pm.

    I'm fucking thrilled.

    This is a necessary vent blog, to attempt in trying to prevent some serious vigilante justice tonight! I called the police.

    ....at 11:30pm... then again at 12:30... then again at 2:45.. then again at 2:55.... ...
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  4. EM Faces Court, again.

    So today I must plead my innocents after being rudely accused of kicking police officers (which I did not!)

    On the contrary, I was grabbed, handcuffed, placed inside a paddy wagon and THEN capsicum sprayed.

    I have a Statutory Declaration signed by a witness testifying to the fact that I did not kick anybody. And I am serving a Form 34B Subpoena on prosecution today demanding that the police provide their Body Worn Camera footage in order to acquit myself of these false ...
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  5. EM; and Dream-Control

    So for the last few weeks ive been working up to getting back into a lucid dreaming state with some set goals in mind of what I wanted to achieve.

    The goals were simple, I wanted to drink a glass of dream water. And I wanted to look up and observe the sun.

    After a few - couple of weeks or so I found myself typing into my phone looking for free opals on gumtree. But every-time I typed the letters into the search box, they would disappear from the screen. I was dreaming! ...
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