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EM in trouble

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You know your in deep shit, when the grammer rich ElixirMixer has to spell check his own barrasters documents.

5 spelling mistakes on one page? with the laywer and bareaster combine they are $990per hour. You think they'd know how to structure a sentence a little better than I do when im on the drink rambling on AF.

Big trouble on the aussie legal front.

On a more positive note..I fucking destroyed my lab temporarily. I did a dry distillation in the shed. Bad move. Real bad. At first everything just smelt like toast. My wife kept coming in telling me it reaked and I was all like "well no one invited you in here..."

I was watching re-runs of some very emotional, Britain's got talent and I didnt really notice the smell. After a few hours when the heavier parts of the distillatiin were done, I walked out of the shed and realised that my consiousness had taken a turn for the worse.

I ended up with a whopping headache and now my whole shed/lab smells like absolute shit. Im leaving it to air out for a week because everytime i walk back in I get a headache again.

Moral of the story: Dont get involved in Vendor Finance agreements.

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  1. Andro's Avatar
    Andro -
    Quote Originally Posted by elixirmixer
    I was watching re-runs of some very emotional, Britain's got talent
    Is it possible we may have just discovered the root of most your problems?
  2. elixirmixer's Avatar
    elixirmixer -
    Hahahahaha, good point but im afraid that I very rarely watch T.V.

    This was an anomaly
  3. elixirmixer's Avatar
    elixirmixer -
    Walling around the lab at night bear foot.

    Stepped on a test tube and cut a vein in my bog toe. Bleeding out.

    Gracefully.