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Alchemy; the Ultimate Mind Fuck

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Ladies and Gentleman....

Little weeny boys and loud mouth obnoxious girls....

Let me be the one to tell you that there is greater than a 99% chance that Alchemy is not for you.

You simply arnt capable of achieving what is required.

Seriously. Your not.

Unless you are sedistically obsessed with destroying and rebuilding your own ego (less than 1% of the population) then you seriously have no hope whatsoever. Honestly.

The depth of the alchemical rabbit-hole is so deep, that only the bravest, most cunning, earnest seekers will survive.

Dont take up Alchemy. Unless your at least clinically insane. Alchemy destroys normal people.

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  1. Aham's Avatar
    Aham -
    Agree with what you're saying and would like to add that if you're brave, diligent, smart enough, Alchemy reveals that which has always been present in you.

  2. elixirmixer's Avatar
    elixirmixer -
    Nice. Stay tuned Aham
  3. Aspiring Alkemist's Avatar
    Aspiring Alkemist -
    gotta love some good ol fashion reversified psycholomogie! yuck yuck! :D