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    I think the lawyers, accountants and estate agents are the actual shit going between the different people so no need to add them. He he.

    Donít let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.

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    My dad and I were just conversing about flux and the confusion of subjectivity/relativity.
    Anyway, I got to say "What the flux!?"
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    Lately, I feel more more and inclined to participate in discussions with either pictures/symbols or 'multiple meaning' Zen-type expressions...

    For example - to those who believe that they speak for everyone when announcing their particular convictions:



    About the absurdity I personally find in SOME debates/arguments, here and everywhere else (take it with pinch of ... something...):



    About recently mentioned 'quantum bubbles' eating other 'quantum bubbles', with a little personal touch... in your case, who's eating whom?



    And finally, about the often 'hot' Subject (!) of 'Objectivity':



    Enjoy and don't take it too seriously - or do
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    ok...

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    Actually. I think this is gradually becoming one of my favorite threads

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    Androgynus

    I loved them all

    The middle one I heard somewhere a while back and use it often ...

    You get some great puzzled looks from the people you are debating with.

    Ghislain
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    10 of the best double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

    1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
    'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

    2. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
    'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

    3. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
    'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..'

    4. US PGA Commentator -
    'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

    5. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
    'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

    6. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
    'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
    'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

    8. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
    'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

    9. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
    'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

    10. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
    'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
    himself.'
    I hope they translate

    Ghislain
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    Thought I'd lighten things up a bit...













    And my personal favorite:


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    I like the monks.



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    Donít let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.

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