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    Below are some quotes from George Carlin

    • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
    • I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
    • I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
    • “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
    • The future will soon be a thing of the past.
    • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
    • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    • The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
    • Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
    • “No comment” is a comment.
    • Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting
    violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
    • I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
    • It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.

    Ghislain

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    The meaning of the word Catholic...from dictionary.com


    cath·o·lic

    [kath-uh-lik, kath-lik]

    1. broad or wide-ranging in tastes, interests, or the like; having sympathies with all; broad-minded; liberal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghislain View Post
    The meaning of the word Catholic...from dictionary.com
    Hmm...

    Remember that Alchemical saying about burning your books... * ?

    I think it may apply to dictionaries as well


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    (* ... and whiten your laton )

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    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.

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    A man is praying to god. "Lord," he prays " I would like to ask you a question."

    The Lord responds, "No Problem. Go ahead."

    "Lord, is it true that a million years to you is but a second?"

    "Yes, that is true"

    "Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?"

    "A million dollars is but a penny."

    "Ah, then, Lord," says the man, "may I have a penny?"

    "Sure", says the Lord. "Just a second."

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    This being The Silly Thread, it's the right place to mention that some people might not like purchasing candy foam in Sweden


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    Don't get it?

    Oh... ha ha... I read it in Swedish so I didn't see it at first.

    Last edited by Awani; 11-16-2013 at 10:28 PM. Reason: got it
    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.

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    How does it translate in Swedish Dev?

    Ghislain

    Edit: not to worry I clicked on Andrgynus' link

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    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.

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    ~Seth-Ra
    One fatal tree there stands of knowledge called, forbidden them to taste. Knowledge forbidden? Suspicious. Reasonless. And why should their Lord envy them that? Can it be sin to know? Can it be death? And do they stand by ignorance, is that their happy state, the proof of their obedience and their faith?

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