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    Below are some quotes from George Carlin

    • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
    • I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
    • I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
    • “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
    • The future will soon be a thing of the past.
    • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
    • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    • The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
    • Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
    • “No comment” is a comment.
    • Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting
    violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
    • I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
    • It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.

    Ghislain

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    The meaning of the word Catholic...from dictionary.com


    cath·o·lic

    [kath-uh-lik, kath-lik]

    1. broad or wide-ranging in tastes, interests, or the like; having sympathies with all; broad-minded; liberal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghislain View Post
    The meaning of the word Catholic...from dictionary.com
    Hmm...

    Remember that Alchemical saying about burning your books... * ?

    I think it may apply to dictionaries as well


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    (* ... and whiten your laton )

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    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.


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    A man is praying to god. "Lord," he prays " I would like to ask you a question."

    The Lord responds, "No Problem. Go ahead."

    "Lord, is it true that a million years to you is but a second?"

    "Yes, that is true"

    "Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?"

    "A million dollars is but a penny."

    "Ah, then, Lord," says the man, "may I have a penny?"

    "Sure", says the Lord. "Just a second."

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    This being The Silly Thread, it's the right place to mention that some people might not like purchasing candy foam in Sweden


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    Don't get it?

    Oh... ha ha... I read it in Swedish so I didn't see it at first.

    Last edited by Awani; 11-16-2013 at 10:28 PM. Reason: got it
    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.


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    How does it translate in Swedish Dev?

    Ghislain

    Edit: not to worry I clicked on Andrgynus' link

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    Don’t let the delusion of reality confuse you regarding the reality of the illusion.


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    ~Seth-Ra
    That is not dead, which can eternal lie - and with strange aeons, even death may die.

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